Video Game Philosopher Prints

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Davos.

Solitaire card shark.

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

Football Thinker

No Strike Zone Man.

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Peel as the Knave of Spades

Chess boxing

"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

Footballer plays in labyrinth.

'It stands for, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.'

If chess allowed gerrymandering.

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

The referee...

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.

The New Philosophy Sitcom: Sartre Trek, Boldly Going Nowhere.

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

''I'm missing the football game' is very incisive. Can you go on with that thought.'

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"