Game Theorist Gifts

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

"As you know, Russian roulette is not a game to be taken lightly."

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

'It stands for, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.'

If chess allowed gerrymandering.

Peel as the Knave of Spades

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.

No Strike Zone Man.

CITY HALL, 'I don't mind life being a game, but I hate bribing the referee all the time!'

'Dude, you've won every hand since putting that contraption on. I'm beginning to think it's helping you cheat.'

'If life is a game, how come I never get to take foul shots?'

Ali Khamenei

Chess boxing

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I just realized this is the position I use for shooting dice.'

Footballer plays in labyrinth.

'Sometimes you just can't win.', 'Win, nothing -- I can't even beat the point spread!'

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Arrivals

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Davos.

Solitaire card shark.

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

Rock, paper, scissors

Football Thinker

"I don't know if it's truly a zero sum game, but our game sure summed to zero."

Political Collaboration.

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"