Game Theorist Pillows

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

"As you know, Russian roulette is not a game to be taken lightly."

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

'It stands for, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.'

If chess allowed gerrymandering.

Peel as the Knave of Spades

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.

No Strike Zone Man.

CITY HALL, 'I don't mind life being a game, but I hate bribing the referee all the time!'

'Dude, you've won every hand since putting that contraption on. I'm beginning to think it's helping you cheat.'

'If life is a game, how come I never get to take foul shots?'

Ali Khamenei

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"I call it, 'wheel'. I spin it, drop this pebble, and if you don't guess where it stops, I take your stuff."

Chess boxing

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I just realized this is the position I use for shooting dice.'

Footballer plays in labyrinth.

'Sometimes you just can't win.', 'Win, nothing -- I can't even beat the point spread!'

Entering Las Vegas. It appears to be some sort of vast experiment in probability.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Arrivals

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Davos.

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Solitaire card shark.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Football Thinker