Game Theory Geek Pillows

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Davos.

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Solitaire card shark.

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

Rock. Paper. Job-killing scissors.

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

Football Thinker

Rock, paper, scissors

No Strike Zone Man.

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Peel as the Knave of Spades

"I don't know if it's truly a zero sum game, but our game sure summed to zero."

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

Chess boxing

Footballer plays in labyrinth.

Young Rubik did not get along well with his classmates.

Political Collaboration.

'It stands for, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.'

If chess allowed gerrymandering.

'Now what we have to remember is this is a game of four quarters.'

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.