"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."
Game Theory Geek Pillows
Add a touch of strategic charm to their space with our game theory geek pillows. Comfortable, fun, and thoughtful, they’re ideal for lounging while pondering life's puzzles.
'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'
'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'
Eldrow
"I think someone's trying to play games with us."
Nerdy man wagging his finger.
"Mine's bigger than yours."
Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."
Davos.
Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.
Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners
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Solitaire card shark.
'With your permission sir... checkmate.'
'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'
'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'
Rock. Paper. Job-killing scissors.
'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'
'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'
No Strike Zone Man.
World Cup - Countdown
Rock, paper, scissors
Football Thinker
'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'
Peel as the Knave of Spades
"I don't know if it's truly a zero sum game, but our game sure summed to zero."
Young Rubik did not get along well with his classmates.
Whac-a-Mole. Swat-a-Fly
'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'
Chess boxing
Footballer plays in labyrinth.
Political Collaboration.
'It stands for, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.'
If chess allowed gerrymandering.
"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"
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