Game Theorists Pillows

"As expected... the call goes in for Scissors."

Which game are we playing?

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

'Okay guys, paper already beat these guys, and we beat paper last week. . .'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Davos.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Solitaire card shark.

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Rock, paper, scissors

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

Football Thinker

No Strike Zone Man.

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Peel as the Knave of Spades

"I don't know if it's truly a zero sum game, but our game sure summed to zero."

Political Collaboration.

"Saying you're moral because you believe in God is like saying you're a soldier because you play 'Call of Duty'."

Footballer plays in labyrinth.

Chess boxing

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

'It stands for, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.'

If chess allowed gerrymandering.

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"