Game Theorists Mugs

"As expected... the call goes in for Scissors."

Which game are we playing?

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

'Okay guys, paper already beat these guys, and we beat paper last week. . .'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Davos.

Solitaire card shark.

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

Football Thinker

Rock, paper, scissors

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

No Strike Zone Man.

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Peel as the Knave of Spades

"I don't know if it's truly a zero sum game, but our game sure summed to zero."

Footballer plays in labyrinth.

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

Chess boxing

Political Collaboration.

'It stands for, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.'

If chess allowed gerrymandering.

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

'What? Hand out assists to my teammates? That will just create a cycle of dependency!'

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"