Game Theory Enthusiasts Mugs

"I told you, if we keep making unrealistic demands, management will just replace us with cheap foreign labor."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

A Freudian slip...

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Davos.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Complexity Made Simple.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Existential Risk

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

Jean Philippe Rameau

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

Jules Henri Poincare

'The Sales Figures for this month aren't looking too healthy - any ideas?'

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

"Why are we here?"

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

Football Thinker

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

'As you see, the firm will rely on an unorthodox marketing strategy.'

Ernie has a theory that stars are just holes in a vast expanse of ink.