Game Theory Fan Mugs

'What? Hand out assists to my teammates? That will just create a cycle of dependency!'

Evolution.

Putin and Zelensky

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

A Freudian slip...

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Davos.

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Complexity Made Simple.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

Pokemon Get Lost

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

"Business has been steady."

Sporting maladies.

"Very angry birds"

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

"Why are we here?"

Jules Henri Poincare

Next Direction

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

Ernie has a theory that stars are just holes in a vast expanse of ink.