Game Theory Buff Mugs

'Alright, Captain, are you ready to play 'Chicken'?'

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Davos.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

Ouija Bored

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

The Development of the Theory of Relativity

Idea/Theory

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go

Football Thinker

Rock, paper, scissors

No Strike Zone Man.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."