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'What? Hand out assists to my teammates? That will just create a cycle of dependency!'

Evolution.

Putin and Zelensky

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

A Freudian slip...

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

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Davos.

Complexity Made Simple.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

"Very angry birds"

Sporting maladies.

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

"Business has been steady."

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

Jules Henri Poincare

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

"Why are we here?"

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

"Oog has a weird theory - He thinks sex and violence should be separate."