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Rock, paper, scissors

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

A Freudian slip...

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Davos.

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Complexity Made Simple.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Existential Risk

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

Jules Henri Poincare

"Why are we here?"

'The Sales Figures for this month aren't looking too healthy - any ideas?'

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

"Oog has a weird theory - He thinks sex and violence should be separate."

'As you see, the firm will rely on an unorthodox marketing strategy.'

Ernie has a theory that stars are just holes in a vast expanse of ink.

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

Football Thinker