Gaming Theorist Pillows

'They've led our breakthroughs in gaming theory.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Davos.

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Solitaire card shark.

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

Football Thinker

Rock, paper, scissors

No Strike Zone Man.

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Peel as the Knave of Spades

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

Chess boxing

Footballer plays in labyrinth.

Political Collaboration.

'It stands for, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.'

If chess allowed gerrymandering.

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"