Gaming Philosopher Pillows

Solitaire card shark.

'Do you ever think Mature is kind of an odd way to classify video games?'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Philosopher trading cards.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Davos.

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

God playing with dolls.

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

"You have a good lie."

No Strike Zone Man.

Football Thinker

Cheating Death

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Peel as the Knave of Spades

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

Chess boxing

Footballer plays in labyrinth.