Gaming Philosopher Pillows

Solitaire card shark.

'Do you ever think Mature is kind of an odd way to classify video games?'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Philosopher trading cards.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Davos.

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

God playing with dolls.

"You have a good lie."

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

No Strike Zone Man.

Football Thinker

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

Cheating Death

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Peel as the Knave of Spades

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

Chess boxing

"Saying you're moral because you believe in God is like saying you're a soldier because you play 'Call of Duty'."