Gameplay Philosopher Pillows

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"I'm bored."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Recess does things to a man."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Philosopher trading cards.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Davos.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."