Game Theory Nerd Pillows

Political Collaboration.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Davos.

Max Weber

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Solitaire card shark.

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'China's on the phone, Mr. President -- they say you're overdrawn.'

No Strike Zone Man.

Football Thinker

Rock, paper, scissors

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Peel as the Knave of Spades

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

"I don't know if it's truly a zero sum game, but our game sure summed to zero."

Footballer plays in labyrinth.

Chess boxing

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

'It stands for, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.'

If chess allowed gerrymandering.

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

'What? Hand out assists to my teammates? That will just create a cycle of dependency!'

How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.

'National trust shop' with a knock down your own Stonehenge game

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

'The bridge club is ready to start, dear.'

Carnival Sued Under the Helms Burton Act