Game Theory Nerd Gifts

Political Collaboration.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Davos.

Max Weber

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Solitaire card shark.

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'China's on the phone, Mr. President -- they say you're overdrawn.'

No Strike Zone Man.

Rock, paper, scissors

Football Thinker

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Peel as the Knave of Spades

"I don't know if it's truly a zero sum game, but our game sure summed to zero."

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

Chess boxing

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

Footballer plays in labyrinth.

'It stands for, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.'

If chess allowed gerrymandering.

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

'What? Hand out assists to my teammates? That will just create a cycle of dependency!'

How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.

'National trust shop' with a knock down your own Stonehenge game

"I call it, 'wheel'. I spin it, drop this pebble, and if you don't guess where it stops, I take your stuff."

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Carnival Sued Under the Helms Burton Act