Game Theory Gifts

"I don't know if it's truly a zero sum game, but our game sure summed to zero."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Thinking Gears

Sigmund Freud.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Davos.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Lesser Known Digits of Pi

'We're in a hurry.'

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

Cryptologists Anonymous

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

"I just couldn't get it to work until I started using alternative facts."

Innumerate accounts department

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'