Board Game Philosopher Gifts

War on Terror Game: Rules, Everyone Loses.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"I'm bored."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Philosopher trading cards.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.