Board Game Philosopher Gifts

War on Terror Game: Rules, Everyone Loses.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"I'm bored."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Recess does things to a man."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Philosopher trading cards.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"