Board Game Skeptic Gifts

"I don't get it. I'm bored. Why would I want to play bored games?"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'How about a game of cards?'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'And from what we've been able to determine, this is the tweak that broke the paradigm's back.'

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

scrabble love

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Board Game Hunter

Tic-tac-toe

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Checkmate I think!'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

I have decided that all future board meetings will be held before lunch.

'Checkmate!'

Monogamy

Let the Summer Games Begin!

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'