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"I don't get it. I'm bored. Why would I want to play bored games?"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'How about a game of cards?'

Sweep the board.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'And from what we've been able to determine, this is the tweak that broke the paradigm's back.'

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

scrabble love

Tic-tac-toe

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Checkmate I think!'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

I have decided that all future board meetings will be held before lunch.

'Checkmate!'

Monogamy

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'