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"I'm sorry, but I'm morally and politically opposed to hangman."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'How about a game of cards?'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

scrabble love

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Tic-tac-toe

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

'Checkmate I think!'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Checkmate!'

Existential Risk

Monogamy

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

The Big Game Park

Perfection

Irritable Vowel Syndrome