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"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Lesser known greek gods,

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

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'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

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"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

'We're in a hurry.'

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

"He's a mental-health critic."

Art Gallery.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

"Now you can send it."

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

If you want to get big as a radio host, you've got to differentiate yourself from all the other mean, insulting critics. I have a plan. You need to start being nice. That way, you'll really surprise people when you turn on them. That's the stupidest @#$% Idea I've ever heard, you muscle-bound ape! It needs work. Damn. What if I retract the muscle-bound part?

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

'The object is to get the ball into either of those two nets.' - 'It would help if the men didn't get in each other's way so much.'

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

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