Critiquing Games Pillows

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Lesser known greek gods,

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

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'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'We're in a hurry.'

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

"He's a mental-health critic."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Art Gallery.

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

"Now you can send it."

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

'The object is to get the ball into either of those two nets.' - 'It would help if the men didn't get in each other's way so much.'

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."