Video Game Reviewer Pillows

'He's not a killer by nature... These damn PC games made him one!'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Eldrow

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My best friend is my phone."

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Knights of the Square Table.