Video Game Reviewer Prints

'He's not a killer by nature... These damn PC games made him one!'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"My best friend is my phone."

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

Knights of the Square Table.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.