Video Game Critics Prints

"These video games are way too violent! That's the evening news."

'We have to get the out more.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Covid Invaders

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Not so much as a 'hello Tweety' since she got that games console!

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Violence on TV.

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

"When you yell out another woman's name...it doesn't make it any better if it's just the name of a video game character!"

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

"Baldo's been staring at that video game for three hours. Is that normal?"

Fire Escapes

"My client was brainwashed into committing violence by shoot-em-up video games!"

"My parents must have forgotten what they learned in school. I heard them talking about renewing their vowels."

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

Children.

'Well, if no one is willing to take responsibility for it, we'll blame it on climate change.'

The Practice Manager Decided To Solve The Recruitment Problem By Attracting Younger Applicants."