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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

Solitaire card shark.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."

Super Karamazov Bros.

The referee...

'I grew bored just watching TV and video game violence.'

The AdRams Family no.18 - Tennis skills

"Great flash mob, isn't it?"

"We're hoping to have enough kids to get our own reality show."

'I could only afford the Xbox 180, so you only get to see the characters from behind.'

Caesar and Games' Consul.

"Who approved all this infrastructure spending for casinos?"

Titanic and Tetris.

'My client pleads not guilty by reason of too much video game violence made him do it.'

'Damn kids have given binge drinkin' a bad name.'

"Gaming is to blame for all these mass shootings."

"She refuses to use emojis!"

"So it will be your job to take the old black and white films and give thema generous sprinkling of swear words."

'I was driving around in some very heavy traffic, and i thought 'big deal, it's only virtual reality'..But it wasn't.'

'Do you ever think Mature is kind of an odd way to classify video games?'