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"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

'Cheetah!'

Fun in bedroom - Scrabble.

The Farm Game

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

A tactical commander is a tic tac toe champion.

'I'm sorry, but a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card holds no sway in this court.'

Chutes.

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

"Stay on the white!"

'Here's snakes and ladders please give the draughts. . .'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

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'CHECKMATE!'

"You can start when you throw a six."

Generals play chess using tiny missiles.

Monolithopoly.

'Look, Simpson, I don't care if due legal process hasn't been exhausted, your card still says 'Go directly to jail''

Man asking prostitute 'how much for a game of scrabble.'

Isn't that SWEET,Ron,-he wants you to have his Get-out-of-jail-free card!

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Monopoly, "You have been made a major media baron- do what the hell you like!"

"I'm afraid there's no BANK ERROR IN YOUR FAVOR. This is a Monopoly card, sir."

'It says, 'Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with the candlestick.''

'Refer me to the monopolies commision just once more, and you'll get a punch on the nose!'

'I'm looking for the game with the fewest pieces, so that when I lose you'll have less to pick up after I throw the board.'

'Colonel Mustard with his candlestick in the library.'

'Your turn.'

'Checkmate...I think.'

"Monopoly taught me a lot as a kid, things like, you can get out of jail if you have enough money."

Oligopoly

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"I've got nothing."