Board Game Enthusiast Pillows

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

'Cheetah!'

Fun in bedroom - Scrabble.

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

The Farm Game

A tactical commander is a tic tac toe champion.

Chutes.

World's Worst Chess Player! Play A Game And See $2

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

"Stay on the white!"

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

Monolithopoly.

'Here's snakes and ladders please give the draughts. . .'

Generals play chess using tiny missiles.

"You can start when you throw a six."

'Checkmate...I think.'

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

Man asking prostitute 'how much for a game of scrabble.'

"Monopoly taught me a lot as a kid, things like, you can get out of jail if you have enough money."

Monopoly, "You have been made a major media baron- do what the hell you like!"

'Your turn.'

'Refer me to the monopolies commision just once more, and you'll get a punch on the nose!'

'Look, Simpson, I don't care if due legal process hasn't been exhausted, your card still says 'Go directly to jail''

Oligopoly

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Isn't that SWEET,Ron,-he wants you to have his Get-out-of-jail-free card!

'Colonel Mustard with his candlestick in the library.'

'I'm looking for the game with the fewest pieces, so that when I lose you'll have less to pick up after I throw the board.'

"And then I caught him flirting with that tramp little pawn!"

A knight moves to get married.

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

Candy Land for Adults

A blank board game labelled "Monotony"

Weapon of mass destruction to King's castle gambit