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"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

A carload of people from the game of life get pulled over by police . . .

A bird poops on a checkers game.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'How about a game of cards?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Sweep the board.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Tic-tac-toe

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

scrabble love

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'