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"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

"Why do you like playing Bingo so much, Tia Carmen?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

Alternative Medicine

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Davos.

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

Coincidence or What?

Solitaire card shark.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

"I totally meant to do that."

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Science deniers Soc.

Freedom Puppet

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."