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The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

Dreams I have had...

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

E=Emcee Squared

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Can't Touch This

"And here are today's categories...."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Bob Monkhouse

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Pandemic Jeopardy

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Give it a whirl!"

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

Academic Jeopardy - "This was Titian's favorite after-dinner dessert."

Vannamania

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Robert the Brucie.

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'