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"This position has become very important to the company."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

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'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

"Dad, can you read?"

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

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'This is Thompson, he'll be getting your tea department online and working on it's global brand.'

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

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'Well, if no one is willing to take responsibility for it, we'll blame it on climate change.'

"I miss expense accounts."

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

"Anything with amazon, I hear they treat their workforce like robots."

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

"Saying you're moral because you believe in God is like saying you're a soldier because you play 'Call of Duty'."