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"This position has become very important to the company."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

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"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Dad, can you read?"

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

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"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

'This is Thompson, he'll be getting your tea department online and working on it's global brand.'

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

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"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

'Well, if no one is willing to take responsibility for it, we'll blame it on climate change.'

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

"I miss expense accounts."

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

'…dial tone…dial tone…dial tone…'