Game Skeptic Mugs

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

"Why do you like playing Bingo so much, Tia Carmen?"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

Alternative Medicine

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Davos.

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

Coincidence or What?

Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Solitaire card shark.

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

"I totally meant to do that."

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Freedom Puppet

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.