Rule Skeptic Mugs

'Sorry. Health 'n' Safety rule. No water in the pool in case someone drowns.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"I'm looking for loopholes."

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

Editorial Control

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

'No 'Natural Environment,' next 127 miles - Govt. test study.'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

Freedom Puppet

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'I'm going to have to go with the leeches on this one....'

'The government is offering us financial incentives to offer out staff financial incentives to offer our customers financial incentives to come up withsome good ideas for financial incentives.'

"I have every confidence that the measures taken will encourage spending..."

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

School Boundries.

ASBOs

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"

Newt, a man of ideas. . . We didn't say they were good ideas.

'Excuse me, ma'am. Pets aren't allowed in the store.'