Safety Rule Skeptic Mugs

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Safety Barriers

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

307 days without an accident.

"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

I threw my back out picking up the guidelines

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Of course not everyone believes in all the health and safety rules....Jim here thinks it's all complete nonsense!"

Warning: this is a safe area.

Rules and procedure

'All this 'elf and safety is taking the edge off sieges.'

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Beware: Safe Area.

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Never mind honey, I found the garage door opener."

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

'Oh it's quite a D.U.S.I.'

"Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake before using'."

"Our safety manual is nothing but a big joke."

Hell's first aid box...

'It scored first in everything except the rollover tests...'

If the N.R.A. ran the D.O.T.

95mph fastball.

Acme Discount Life Vests

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

"Of course it's not safe. That's why I'm here."

"I don't think we've time for a risk-reward analysis."

'Oh, come on, they wouldn't sell it if it wasn't safe.'

"Yeah, yeah, I see him out there flailing around. But, that's the damn ocean bro..."