Video Game Skeptic Mugs

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.