Philosophical Gamers T-Shirts

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

Davos.

Solitaire card shark.

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Football Thinker

Truth or dare at the philosophy dept.'s lounge

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

Mental Telepathy Video Games.

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

Zen Bowling.

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

'Yeah, I tried that once.'

Hop-scotching monk.

"Why do you like playing Bingo so much, Tia Carmen?"

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

War on Terror Game: Rules, Everyone Loses.

'Do you ever think Mature is kind of an odd way to classify video games?'

'I was driving around in some very heavy traffic, and i thought 'big deal, it's only virtual reality'..But it wasn't.'

Real World Hopscotch

'The way I look at it, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'

Chess game.

"Six IT support personnel?! I'm beginning to suspect this Ark is a Sim Game!"

"Wait a second. If they didn't have video games back then, how did Jesus die for our sims?"

'They've led our breakthroughs in gaming theory.'

Conkers - "I've got the gaming app version."