Philosophical Players Prints

Zen Bowling.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'I'm an atheist!'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Philosopher trading cards.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

The Meaning of Life

'I just think we should be together'.

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'