Playful Philosopher Prints

'How did he make the world in six days?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"We're a pecking order."

It was the day Malcolm found God.

Institute of logic: 'If we're all walking in the same direction we must be going to the same place.'

'What do you want to be when you grow up, Dad?'

"You do the hokeypokey and you turn yourself around - that's what it's all about."

"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."

Deer's Head Elsewhere

"We had creative differences with the Creator."

"He's just going to throw you out again you know."

"Here, quick - pull my finger."

Andy innocently agress to a game of rock paper, scissors, scythe.

RIP Dr. Tom Kent: In my absence contact Dr. G. Hall

Salesman sits on park bench reading Death Of A Salesman as Grim Reaper comes up behind him.

That's right Darling, the earth is round and the Great Seal in the Sky is balancing it on its nose...

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apple Core! Baltimore. Who's your friend? Only you, babe!"

"Mocking the system means beating it!"

"Believe me, they are organic."

The Meaning of Life

"You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about."

"Why are people so fascinated with sticking their noses in those things?"

"Say! You must be new around here!"

"Aw... go on! An apple a day keeps the doctor away y'know..!"

Angel and a fake UFO

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

That's where we're different. I see the toilet bows half-full, and you see the toilet bowl half-empty.

Well, I think we know who wears the pull-ups in that relationship.

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

'Stop monking around and get inside!'

"You're not the 'love 'em and leave 'em' type, are you?"