Strategic Pirate Gifts

"I'd say Corporate Raiders."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Music downloads

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Finance piracy

Punishment for Software Piracy.

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Financial Pirates

'Business as usual, baby - Wall Street is back!'

GREENLAND

Pirate

An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'Freelancing might be a viable option.'

"I didn't see you at camouflage practice today, soldier!"

"Here's another good one, some bloke reckons we should pay for software!"

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

"Yer know I hates it when yer read over me shoulder!"

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

'I have to download a software patch for my eyePhone.'

'Aye Aye phone.'

"Taking credit for somebody else's work? Why, Ferguson – that's how I started out."

'My new team seem like great guys.'

'I chose the jockeys wearing the prettiest colours and I'm doing better than him!'