Strategic Pirate Gifts

"I'd say Corporate Raiders."

'Let's not go by the book.'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Music downloads

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

Finance piracy

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"After careful deliberation, I've decided I can no longer represent you as your lawyer in this case."

Punishment for Software Piracy.

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Financial Pirates

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

Google Earth For Pirates

'Business as usual, baby - Wall Street is back!'

Pirate

No, not buried treasure ... "X" marks the spot with the best wi-fi reception.

GREENLAND

An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

"I didn't see you at camouflage practice today, soldier!"

"Here's another good one, some bloke reckons we should pay for software!"

'Freelancing might be a viable option.'

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

"Yer know I hates it when yer read over me shoulder!"

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

Pirates of the Carob Bean. Hand over all your chocolate substitute ingredients!

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

'I have to download a software patch for my eyePhone.'

'My new team seem like great guys.'

'Aye Aye phone.'

"Taking credit for somebody else's work? Why, Ferguson – that's how I started out."