Financial Pirate Gifts

Financial Pirates

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

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'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

'It's a treasure map.'

Walking the Plank.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

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"No, I said to swab the deck!"

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"How many letters can you read?"

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

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'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'