Paycheck Pirates Gifts

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

Music downloads

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"Casual Payday."

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'No raise, but we can make your desk and chair one-inch taller.'

'Wrong number. Sorry, I dialled my salary by mistake.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Finance piracy

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

"That sweet raise everybody's been excited about is finally here. Enjoy it!"

Desert Island Books

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Punishment for Software Piracy.

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

' I earn a six-figure income, if you count those two little numbers after the decimal point.'

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

Financial Pirates

Look, you know what models get paid. Don't act all freaked out by your check!

'Here are today's numbers: I earn $1369 per day, an increase of $548 per day over my previous job...'

"Of course the job has benefits - you benefit by getting a paycheck every week!"

Google Earth For Pirates

Jim, where did you file that quote?

'Business as usual, baby - Wall Street is back!'

I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday.

'Damn - Euro's from heaven!'

Job job job - whack! - Bills bills bills.