Paycheck Warrior Gifts

"Don't even bother asking for a raise. He'll just tell you to go to Hell."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'A word in my office Jones.'

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

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"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'I want to discuss my salary!'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

The struggle for a decent payment.

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."