Paycheck Warrior Pillows

"Don't even bother asking for a raise. He'll just tell you to go to Hell."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

'A word in my office Jones.'

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'I want to discuss my salary!'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

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"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

The struggle for a decent payment.

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'