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"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'A word in my office Jones.'

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

Burn out

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

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"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

The struggle for a decent payment.

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."