Salary Warriors Pillows

'What's your threshold of pain when it comes to salary and benefits?'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

Run, Mike, Run!

'A word in my office Jones.'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

Studio in December

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

Minimum wage.

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."