Paycheck Enthusiast Gifts

'Here are today's numbers: I earn $1369 per day, an increase of $548 per day over my previous job...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'I've reconsidered your request for a pay rise, and I've decided that you do deserve one after all.'

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'No raise, but we can make your desk and chair one-inch taller.'

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

When I make it, I like to see it.

'This is the part of my paycheck that goes to taxes.'

'I'm prepared to pay you a living wage. Of course, what kind of a living you get out of it is entirely up to you.'

All Major Cash Honored.

'The only thing keeping me from being successful is not having a salary.'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"With so many applicants for a few jobs, we can lower the pay and drop the benefits!"

'Don't you ever take a break?'

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

'I suppose you've often wondered what you'd do if you had my income.'

' I earn a six-figure income, if you count those two little numbers after the decimal point.'

Contemporary Consumerism

Look, you know what models get paid. Don't act all freaked out by your check!

'I could be happy with less.. but I'd rather be ecstatic with more.'

"Of course the job has benefits - you benefit by getting a paycheck every week!"

"Would you like your paycheck sent directly to your mortgage holder, your oil company or your health insurance provider?"

'Of course I'm overpaid, everyone is overpaid!'