Pay Enthusiast Gifts

'I could be happy with less.. but I'd rather be ecstatic with more.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

'The candidate must be decisive and independently minded.' - 'Would I describe myself as 'decisive and independently minded'?' - 'Would you describe me as 'decisive and independently minded'?'

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'I've reconsidered your request for a pay rise, and I've decided that you do deserve one after all.'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

'I received matching offers.'

'I see you worked here seven years ago. Don't you have a better reference than that?'

"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'G-go ahead, F-Fred; p-pre-announce our disappointing 3rd quarter.'

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."

Making Money.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'